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Inflight Humor
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Top 10 Signs the Airline is about to go Bankrupt
found this list in airlinerworld and for those who do not have it yet :
10) Pilots borrow money for cocktails.
9) instead of feature films, passengers watch a video of the co-pilot flying.
8) the airline provides a daily non-stop service between gate 54 and gate 53
7) the pilot uses a 1983 road atlas.
6) complimentary headseats are 50£.
5) the flight is delayed until attendants finish shredding important financial records.
4) you notice the landing is being covered by the local news.
3) Instead of a pilow, you're told to rest your head on the passenger next to you.
2) 200 pax, one bag of peanuts.
1) when boarding, the gate attendent asks: "are you sure about this?"
maybe you folks can invent other signs? :p
grtz,
Simon
10) Pilots borrow money for cocktails.
9) instead of feature films, passengers watch a video of the co-pilot flying.
8) the airline provides a daily non-stop service between gate 54 and gate 53
7) the pilot uses a 1983 road atlas.
6) complimentary headseats are 50£.
5) the flight is delayed until attendants finish shredding important financial records.
4) you notice the landing is being covered by the local news.
3) Instead of a pilow, you're told to rest your head on the passenger next to you.
2) 200 pax, one bag of peanuts.
1) when boarding, the gate attendent asks: "are you sure about this?"
maybe you folks can invent other signs? :p
grtz,
Simon
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