KristofColumbus wrote: ↑16 Mar 2017, 17:33
there was a joke about problem/maintenance reports, a little person with a hammer, maybe someone remembers.
Some like these you mean :
Entries into the logbook by the pilot and "fixes" by Mx.
Pilot : Something loose in the cockpit.
Mx : Something tightened in the cockpit.
Pilot : LH inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Mx : LH inside main tire almost replaced.
Pilot : Evidence of leak on landing gear.
Mx : Evidence removed.
Pilot : Dead bugs on windshield.
Mx : Fresh bugs ordered.
Pilot : DME volume unbelievably loud.
Mx : DME volume set to more believable level.
Pilot : Mouse in cockpit !
Mx : Cat on training.
Pilot : Aircraft behaves funny.
Mx : A/C told to fly straight and be serious.
....
Disclaimer :
1) all aviation jokes are REAL of course.
2) all above can be found in countless aviation forums.
H.A.