Bad humour of the day: Thoughts on Marriage

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Bad humour of the day: Thoughts on Marriage

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1. "Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out." - French philosopher and essayist Montaigne.


2. "The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much." - Colin Chapman.


3. "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray.


4. "Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on." - Groucho Marx.


5. "The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open." - Groucho Marx.

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:lol:
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:thumbsup2:

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Can you pls. describe my husband that he has to keep his checkbook opened for happy marriage ?
I paid everything in the Designer Outlett Center Excalibur City / Freeport / Czech Republic yesterday myself :(

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Onward and Upward...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I will not show that last remark to my wife, or it will only get worser... 8)

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